myspace

biggest,most useless and annoying waste of space and time EVER!!

the worst thing to happen to the internet since Napster...a site where losers post pics taken in their bathrooms and share their personal information with the entire world and where people constantly whore their asses off online just to 'get a comment'

who gives a fuck if you have 21,000 friends on myspace, if you end up broke and homeless...ZERO of those 'friends' will show up and aid you
chicks at school: OMGzZ!!1 i am soooooo mad at chad because he didnt read my comment on Myspace!!

me: shut the fuck up with that myspace shit already! you artifical,materialistic cock master whores

chicks at school: ur just mad because you dont have friends on myspace LOLZ

me: yeah?? well at least i have 2 REAL FRIENDS who are there for me whenever i need them....
by tha truth teller August 07, 2006
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dodgers

arguably the best current team in the MLB, they won 14 out the last 15 games and are stocked up on quality players with Nomahhhh,Maddux,Drew and some very productive rookies and a roster full of players that can hit well and play various positions

they also have a very diverse and rich history dating back to brooklyn

the Dodgers also swept those last place, cock master San Francisco Giants...........so you Giant fan bastards can STFU
Giants fan: d00d we own the dodgers

me: you know you got owned and swept right?

Giants fan: we gotz teh barry bonds

me: i see him! thats him with a needle stuck in his butt-cheek and rubbing cream on his arm
by tha truth teller August 14, 2006
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Ben Roethlisberger

1.dumbass who rides the worlds fastest street legal bike without a helmet and gets owned

2.steelers QB who throws under 25 passes a game, and has a weird ass last name
Ben Roethlisberger rode a bike without a helmet because he dosent know that the floor is harder than his head
by tha truth teller July 15, 2006
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Oakland

my hometown,packed with Chicanos and OGs riding their box chevys while the system plays any CD from Too $hort

the hometown of drug deals,prostitution,car jackings,hustlers,pimps,convicts,crime scene tape,chalk outlines,shell casings,and proud ass Raider fans

damn,i love oakland
oakland is the place to be!
by tha truth teller March 13, 2006
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raiders

Professional football team in Oakland,California owned by Al Davis. the team has been humiliated and hasnt won more than 5 games for the past 3 seasons due to really bad coaching and lack of team discipline. but things will turn around since Oakland has signed former coach Art Shell,who is making his second appearance in oakland and is a coach who bases his gameplan on heavy discipline and zero bullshit. players have noticed a change in the right direction since day 1 of mini-camp

the Oakland Raiders are heavily hated by alot of people, but its in human nature to hate and envy the best. the Raiders are known to have the rowdiest and most loyal fans in all of sports...the "Raider Nation" who come to all home games and will travel across the country for away games,they are known for their outrageous costumes and wild pre-game tailgates

The Oakland Raiders will start the 2006 season off by beefing up a defense that showed some positive strides in 2005 by adding Rookie FS from Texas Michael Huff and USC SS Darnell Bing. the have also added cornerbacks Tyrone Poole and Duane Starks. they also added LB Robert Thomas

The Raiders will be explosive on offense after getting rid of kerry "concrete shoes" collins and bringing in Aaron Brooks from the Saints,as well as having the best wide reciever in the NFL,Randy Moss. on offense they also have Lamont Jordan,Jerry Porter,Ronald Curry,Doug Gabriel. they have also gotten a new offensive coordinator

the Raiders have played horribly under Coach Turner, but Art Shell will bring back the MYSTIQUE and NASTINESS and really show this team the meaning 'committed to excellence'..and bring back the glory days of winning
look out for the Raiders in 2006
by tha truth teller May 21, 2006
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Los Angeles Clippers

NBA team that is quickly rising,they have a deadly backcourt in Sam Cassell,Cuttino Mobley and dominate the paint with Elton Brand and the hairiest center in the league,Chris Kaman

currently 5th in the western conference,keep on believin,Clipp fans!
the los angeles clippers were taken as a joke by everyone in the past,but everyone is scared shitless of them now
by tha truth teller March 13, 2006
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rank

to make fun of anyones hair, teeth, shirt, tapeline, haircut, shoes, pants ETC...

at the lunchtables, they began to rank on me
by tha truth teller May 31, 2006
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