Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."
Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
by yes juanito yes March 29, 2015
Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.
by yes juanito yes November 14, 2014
An individual's, a family's, or an organization's attitude toward recycling. This may include the approach toward recycling of materials; or penchant for shopping at thrift/consignment stores, or participating in garage/yard sales.
Our neighbors had great recycletude: they always filled their recycling bin to the rim, they usually shopped at thrift stores, and they held regular and well-attended yard sales.
Origin (as far as I know): Universal Furnishings & Offerings (U.F.O.) is an eclectic home decor store in Phoenix AZ. The owner, Leonardo, told me that he created the word (among many others). The word is on the price-tag of all items for sale in the store. I believe that he would agree with the definition I have written and submitted above.
Origin (as far as I know): Universal Furnishings & Offerings (U.F.O.) is an eclectic home decor store in Phoenix AZ. The owner, Leonardo, told me that he created the word (among many others). The word is on the price-tag of all items for sale in the store. I believe that he would agree with the definition I have written and submitted above.
by yes juanito yes January 10, 2012
In the debate, the candidate's position was chicken teeth.
At the press conference, the spox gave a chicken teeth response.
At the press conference, the spox gave a chicken teeth response.
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
Lazy 1: “Dude, what is a good excuse to skip work?”
Lazy 2: “Tripledemic. You got three viruses.“
Lazy 1: “Cool.”
Lazy 2: “Tripledemic. You got three viruses.“
Lazy 1: “Cool.”
by yes juanito yes December 17, 2022
A six-pack (or bigger) of beer that is needed urgently. It's needed right away because you're all out and require more.
Don't worry. I have enough money to buy a panic pack.
I had to steal a panic pack after 2AM so I could make it through 'til morning.
I had to steal a panic pack after 2AM so I could make it through 'til morning.
by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014
Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.
I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.
A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.
A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.
by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014