A Charles Bronson like office vigilante that seeks to get even with a colleague in the office for slighting them.
Worker 1 - I can't believe he knocked stuff over at my cube, then got pissed about it and slammed stuff down. And then he just walks off without putting the stuff back.
Worker 2 - Dude, that is a jackass move. What are you going to do?
Worker 1 - Well, there will be a fair amount of cubicle justice, I can tell you that. I may take all of the screws out of his chair, tape raw fish up under his desk or perhaps stink palm his mouse.
Worker 2 - Hells Yaw, that would be hilarious yo!
Worker 2 - Dude, that is a jackass move. What are you going to do?
Worker 1 - Well, there will be a fair amount of cubicle justice, I can tell you that. I may take all of the screws out of his chair, tape raw fish up under his desk or perhaps stink palm his mouse.
Worker 2 - Hells Yaw, that would be hilarious yo!
by archyis November 06, 2009
by Archyis August 29, 2007
Man - "Hah, they just showed a guy working with a wood chipper. You know some fool is going to end up getting his ass chipped to death. This is classic fiveshadowing."
Woman - "Oh yeah...you know someone is going to get Fargo'd now"
Woman - "Oh yeah...you know someone is going to get Fargo'd now"
by archyis January 03, 2010
A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.
You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?
Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!
Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?
Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!
Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?
Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
by archyis September 24, 2009
A hypodermic needle specifically designed to inject into the knee joint for such things as Hyalgan or Cortizone.
Dr. - Ok, I am going to have to give you an injection in your bum knee.
Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?
Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.
Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?
Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.
by archyis January 08, 2010
1. When everything seems to be going wrong while listening to punk rock music.
2. When everything that can go wrong does while attneding a punk rock concert.
2. When everything that can go wrong does while attneding a punk rock concert.
1. "How come everything going wrong right now" askes Clive. "You are listening to Pennywise right now so you are being affected by Dropkick Murphys Law" responds Mick.
by archyis March 17, 2009
A person with excess body hair wearing only underwear usually resembling Michael J Fox from Teen Wolf. It is assumed that the Under-werewolf possesses special powers so they are generally feared.
"Dude, did you see the Under-werewolf in the locker room at the gym?" asked Bob.
"Yeah, I was scared for my life...I got out of there quick because I didn't feel like getting my face ripped off today." replied a trembling Steve.
"Yeah, I was scared for my life...I got out of there quick because I didn't feel like getting my face ripped off today." replied a trembling Steve.
by archyis July 31, 2009