FL

Condom. Short for "French Letter," a term used for condoms by soldiers during the two Worlds Wars in Europe, but almost never spoken in full.

Spoken as ef-el.
I don't wanna catch the clap but I'm plumb out of bloody FLs.
by paulpaxman September 05, 2009
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Annette

A woman of beauty beyond belief, with infinite patience and love unbounded for children and all other living things, an artist of exquisite skill and talent exceeding all measure, who has the world at her feet yet never fails to gladly suffer fools such as I.
That Annette, she's all over my bones anytime I crash her crib, man, she's the tits, the dope, the bomb, fo'shizzle!
by paulpaxman February 05, 2010
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photo-op feminism

Photo-op feminism is a brand (off-brand?) of the real thing where a poser will do or say anything (especially in front of a television camera) to get herself (okay, sometimes even men do it too) seen or heard as a hero to women everywhere. The more unreal the claim, the more outrageous the behavior.
When Sarah Palin winks at the camera she's teaching us all we need to know about photo-op feminism.
by paulpaxman October 31, 2009
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SCROTUM

Acronym for Super Capitalists Ruling Over The Unwashed Masses.
The very real irony of the incoming president filling out his cabinet with SCROTUM is that none of them has any real balls.
by paulpaxman January 16, 2017
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fingertrip

A search through online engines from a computer keyboard or other electronic keypad.
Oh, Caroline? She's off on another one of her fingertrips through Google...
by paulpaxman November 28, 2012
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Negelect

To vote against a candidate.
by paulpaxman August 12, 2012
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Linen Cabinet

A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.
We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.
by paulpaxman November 15, 2016
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