Do you know what caused the accident on the interstate?
Yeah, the news said it was some moron driver using his smartphone.
Yeah, the news said it was some moron driver using his smartphone.
by plasmax April 29, 2014
by deice May 28, 2003
the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.
by Bob the Knob February 07, 2005
Time traveler: *explains what a smartphone is*
90s guy: wait, so it's a computer that you carry with you? That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard
90s guy: wait, so it's a computer that you carry with you? That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard
by attarax April 23, 2022
by diabetic_rice_farmer January 30, 2020
A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) which is basically a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and for work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"
Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack:Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!
Jack:Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!
by Controlfreak October 26, 2014
The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."
As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.
As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.
Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"
Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
OR
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
OR
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
by Fender137 June 02, 2011