froot

(n) brightly-colored chemical sweetners used to simulate fruit but legally forbidden by the FDA to be labeled as such

(adj) flavored with froot
Without looking, it's easier to guess the color of an M&M than the color of a Froot Loop.
by BeardedFatass April 05, 2004
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KABOOM

(Etymology: The Naked Gun 2 1/2)

Key Atomic Benefits Organization Of Mankind
George W. Bush is meeting with KABOOM to discuss the benefits of nucular energy.
by BeardedFatass April 02, 2004
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photo finish

(n) an urgent need to defecate, usually associated with diarrhea, in which the bowels begin to move before the victim has reached the shitter
As Bob raced down the hallway, he clenched his butt-cheeks together as tightly as he could to stave the impending explosion of fecal matter. This was definitely going to be a photo finish.
by BeardedFatass January 06, 2004
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tuna salad

(n) 1. an orgy
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners

Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
A tuna salad is a great way to liven up your next company picnic.
by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004
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swing voter

(n) 1. one who is unable to make a decision
2. a bisexual
Bush and Dick spend a lot of time in the red-light district trying to woo swing voters.
by BeardedFatass October 02, 2004
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!!

slightly more shocking than ! but not quite as shocking as !!!
Exclamation points always seem to come in ones and threes!!
by BeardedFatass October 02, 2004
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Google bomb

1. (n) a collaboration of web pages which use a common phrase in the names of hyperlinks to the same address for the explicit purpose of making that address appear at the top of the list when that phrase is typed into a Google search engine. (This phenomenon is unique to Google since most other search engines don't include text from hyperlinks in their databases.)

2. (v) (-ed,-ing) to conspire with other web page authors to create a Google bomb by agreeing on the search phrase and victim site
The most famous Google bomb can be triggered by searching for "miserable failure". As of 1/8/04, the White House biography of George W. Bush is still at top of the list. Some counterstrikes have been made on Jimmy Carter's bio and Michael Moore's website, which now appear second and third respectively.
by BeardedFatass January 08, 2004
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