undertime

1. A term used to designate the time a partcularly skanky female radio personality spends under her male clients.
Orlando: "Jenny Boom-Boom's got 12 kids. I mean c'mon, 12 kids? That's some serious overtime!"

Masir: "Or ... UNDERTIIIIIMMMMEEEEE!!!!"
by El-Keter September 17, 2002
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log

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!
"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"
by El-Keter October 11, 2002
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buck fifty

1. A long slash like scar or wound left on a victims face after being attacked with a box cutter or razor.

see also: ox
"When that motherfucka stepped to me I pulled out my ox and gave his bitch-ass a buck fifty!"

by El-Keter July 26, 2002
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bitch-slappery

1. The art of the bitch-slap.

2. The act of practicing the art of the bitch-slap.
"If you post some stuff like this again I'm going to introduce your ass to some serious bitch-slappery!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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ghetto ninja

1. H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S.

4. A sneaky or stealthy person.

5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.
"You ain't heard? Laquana got that ghetto ninja."

"Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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egg mcmuffin

"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."
by El-Keter July 23, 2003
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ak

1. Misspelled form of the term "ahk."

see also: ahk
"I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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