Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

Chad : WOW You Are So Pretty!
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!

Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)

Garrett : What's up with the blood stain on Keirsten's pants?
Jim : I guess Chad was at her house again last night plowin the back 40!

Craig : So what are we doing tonight bar hoppin or poker night?
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!

Kiersten : Hey Jake like my new Lingerie?
Jake : O God Damn! Your making my dick is so hard !
Kiersten : How about you rub it on my silky Lingerie?
Jake : O that would be great then I can cum all over you!
Kiersten : I would rather you cum inside me!
Jake : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten I'm going to borrow some of your Lingerie I wanna look sexy for Chad tonight!
Jake : What The Fuck!
Kiersten : Don't worry i'll call the cops!
Steve : By the way you look super sexy in that Lingerie my dick is growing!

Chad : Hey Michelle do you mind if I come over to your place this weekend the wifey and brats are visiting her grandma and I hate to sleep alone?
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!

Sara : Oh Jake you cock is so strong! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : Yeah and your pussy is so soft! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Hey Jake I brought us some goodies since it's Cheat Day! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
Jake : You said Sunday was Cheat Day so I thought we could fuck other people!
Kiersten : You DUMBASS we can cheat on our diet not each other GOD DAMNT!
Sara : Oh Jake I'm CUMMING I'm CUMMING!
Jake : Ohhh! It feels so good in there!
Kiersten : JAKE GET YOUR DICK OUT OF HER NOW!
Jake : But it's Cheat Day!
Kiersten : That's It today is BEAT DAY cause I'm gonna beat the shit out of you two!