by Jack March 16, 2004
by jack September 24, 2004
by Jack April 30, 2003
The ultimate, all-time definition of FUCKING SHIT.
A faggoty pop-band who wrote shitty music for a bunch of pre-pubescant girls, who actually managed to somehow delude themselves that they were listening to a rock band, as opposed to a corporate, bubblegum-pop pile of fucking shit, who jumped around like pretty-boy pussies and pretended to play their own intruments.
Words fail me in trying to describe just what a fucking atrocity.. what an assault on music and on the goddamn world in general this.. "band" (and I use the term "band" so fucking loosely)was.
Being into music along the lines of Megadeth, Lamb of God, Pantera etc, accidentally hearing one of "Busted"'s pussy-whipped perversions, was... well, it was on the same level as having my dick snapped in half, and getting raped through my ears.
Seriously... honestly... how the fuck could something like Busted ever be allowed to survive, how could those lady-boys ever have been allowed to escape without being tied down and shot in the street..
To sum this up... tey are not rock, they are not punk, they are not metal, they are not music... they are what happens when some godforsaken fudgepackers decide one day to take an almighty dump into a CD-case, and market it out to the musically illiterate.
They are so absolutely completely and utterly talentless and shitty, that I'd rate Britney Fucking Spears higher than them (and trust me, that's saying something). They each sang like they had just sat down on a large vibrator, and it had only dawned on them when they were cued to begin recording (bearing in mind that most of the time they undoubtedly lip-synced instead of singing at all)
They didn't play their own guitars.. their music had no guitar work or skill present, no riffs, no solos... not even any real fucking power-chords.. just the equivalent of a fucking banjo-oriented blind hillbilly strumming some tuneless melody on a half-stringed, broken guitar.
They are not rock, metal, or punk, or anything similar.. they embody in a word, everything that every real rock, punk or metal band protests about - comercialized bullshit, spoon-fed to the ignorant masses by the ton to help preserve some delusion of a perfect, happy "love-giggles-and-joy" society.
A faggoty pop-band who wrote shitty music for a bunch of pre-pubescant girls, who actually managed to somehow delude themselves that they were listening to a rock band, as opposed to a corporate, bubblegum-pop pile of fucking shit, who jumped around like pretty-boy pussies and pretended to play their own intruments.
Words fail me in trying to describe just what a fucking atrocity.. what an assault on music and on the goddamn world in general this.. "band" (and I use the term "band" so fucking loosely)was.
Being into music along the lines of Megadeth, Lamb of God, Pantera etc, accidentally hearing one of "Busted"'s pussy-whipped perversions, was... well, it was on the same level as having my dick snapped in half, and getting raped through my ears.
Seriously... honestly... how the fuck could something like Busted ever be allowed to survive, how could those lady-boys ever have been allowed to escape without being tied down and shot in the street..
To sum this up... tey are not rock, they are not punk, they are not metal, they are not music... they are what happens when some godforsaken fudgepackers decide one day to take an almighty dump into a CD-case, and market it out to the musically illiterate.
They are so absolutely completely and utterly talentless and shitty, that I'd rate Britney Fucking Spears higher than them (and trust me, that's saying something). They each sang like they had just sat down on a large vibrator, and it had only dawned on them when they were cued to begin recording (bearing in mind that most of the time they undoubtedly lip-synced instead of singing at all)
They didn't play their own guitars.. their music had no guitar work or skill present, no riffs, no solos... not even any real fucking power-chords.. just the equivalent of a fucking banjo-oriented blind hillbilly strumming some tuneless melody on a half-stringed, broken guitar.
They are not rock, metal, or punk, or anything similar.. they embody in a word, everything that every real rock, punk or metal band protests about - comercialized bullshit, spoon-fed to the ignorant masses by the ton to help preserve some delusion of a perfect, happy "love-giggles-and-joy" society.
If Busted hadn't broken up, I don't think I would have lasted much longer... my condolences however to all the 11 year old girls, and musically tasteless imbeciles who thought Busted were anywhere close to being a rock band - and to who Busted had some kind of perverted significance
by Jack June 18, 2006
1. Yo that car just clipped us, SLIIIIIICE!!!!!
2. Your passing that this way, slice!
3. Is that my beer you're drinking Jack, that's a slice!!!!
2. Your passing that this way, slice!
3. Is that my beer you're drinking Jack, that's a slice!!!!
by Jack April 05, 2005
1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format
by jack January 27, 2004
A book first compiled and released during the height of Vietnam war protesting, intended to be a guidebook to civil disobedience by explaining how to create destructive substances and various techniques for undermining or just screwing with authorities. All methods described within were totally accurate at the time of publication and were reportedly researched and taken from various military books the author found in a local library.
Nowadays the term applies to any of the many print and online publications that deal with how to create malicious substances from household items. These publications are only spiritual successors, the original author of the Anarchist Cookbook claims he has since changed his views. The book only remains in print due to the underhanded dealings of the author's publisher.
Nowadays the term applies to any of the many print and online publications that deal with how to create malicious substances from household items. These publications are only spiritual successors, the original author of the Anarchist Cookbook claims he has since changed his views. The book only remains in print due to the underhanded dealings of the author's publisher.
by Jack April 02, 2004