jose cuervo

In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family
bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
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liquid crystal

mix drink consisting vodka, tequila, bacardi rum, everclear, gin with sprite or 7up, guaranteed to get you fucked up.
ive been on that liquid crystal all night
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laffy taffy

one of the worst songs ever, the title itself, explains its gonna be some bubble gum snap/crap music
girl shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, girl shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy girl shake that laffy taffy repeat 20 times, and thats the song, oh yeah a bitch sounding mysikal tries to rap sounds like hes crying though, since he has some dumbass lyrics over a casio prebeat.
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2pac

some dead guy, that many people think is still alive, similar to what happened with elvis presley
2pac is dead and people need to realize that
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Myspace Loser

one who spends there whole free-time on myspace, instead of going out into the real world to make friends. takes it personal when someone has a person on there top friends, but that person doesnt have them on there top friends. sends everyone on the browse menu a friend request. sends you bulletins 20 times a day, most of it being the samething, so people will read it. has fake pictures of themselves on there page, that or they have pictures of there friends, pictures of them when they looked ecent, pictures of there pets, etc. send you a message every 2-3 hours wondering why you havent responded to there first one, even if you havent read it.
monica: so hey jill do you wanna go out to the club tonight?
jill: no thats okay, im gonna stay on myspace all night, update my profile, try to make some friends
monica: um okay, well have fun myspace loser
jill: its that im shy, ya know? i just feel more comfortable going on myspace to meet up
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80 proof

40 percent alcohol in liquor
cognac, most regular vodka, tequila, whisky, brandy and rum are 80 proof
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transformer

someone who is a friend in disguise, but really youre enemy, a backstabber, betrayal, player hater call it how you will.
you shouldnt chill with that dude anymore hes a transformer
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