Ryan: "Did you cure that postpartum drip?"
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."
by steve1979 May 15, 2011
The act of pulling the foreskin of one man's penis forward and covering the head of another man's penis.
by steve1979 September 23, 2007
I never saw where Dennis was hiding. All I heard was the repeated clomps of his shotgun and the dying screams of my teammates.
Dennis: "You must've seen me coming."
Steve: "No, I just heard a ~clomp~ and it was Game Over for me."
Dennis: "You must've seen me coming."
Steve: "No, I just heard a ~clomp~ and it was Game Over for me."
by Steve1979 January 26, 2008
A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
by steve1979 July 19, 2006
by steve1979 July 16, 2006
The satin or nylon trim on baby blankets and some blankets on adult sized beds.
Also, the smooth nylon trim inside of some heavy flannel shirts.
Also, the smooth nylon trim inside of some heavy flannel shirts.
Our toddler loves to tickle his face with the bubba.
Our 18 year old son is too old to be playing with bubba blankets.
Don't wear your bubba shirt inside out, or the delicate fabric will tear.
Our 18 year old son is too old to be playing with bubba blankets.
Don't wear your bubba shirt inside out, or the delicate fabric will tear.
by steve1979 February 10, 2008
When Nyomi woke up, she saw her old cat Smokey, but she died three years ago. So it must have been a phantimal.
by steve1979 January 06, 2008